I've got two beauty salons Across from the street where I live I keep passing the windows To see that I look like sh*t I used to be thin When Mia and me had a thing She kinda faded away When the two of us moved in And that's why I don't like Sundays And that's why I don't like Sundays And that's why I don't like Sundays And that's why I don't like Sundays The wanted "Ace Ventura" Every day and all the time But ended up with "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" I used to masturbate Because I thought I needed the rush Turns out I was lacking Some kind of human touch And that's why I don't like Sundays And that's why I don't like Sundays And that's why I don't like Sundays And that's why I don't like Sundays And that's why I don't like Sundays And that's why I don't like Sundays And that's why I don't like Sundays And that's why I don't like Sundays