Gather 'round marketing clowns, raise your kombucha to this doofus Dropping a 5th white paper on the website like he's ruthless! Featuring the most toothless headline since we plugged that Series D (Can't wait to get the traffic stats and see how sad the truth is) All three of you: stay useless! Embrace that "intern" status! Keep that social profile poppin', keep those ghost-wrote blog posts dropping! Pop quiz, hot shots: how many actual leads read this corporate blog? Answer: Go make another pot of coffee, you hapless prawn! Oh shit you made a promo video from stock footage? #yawn When you gonna learn to use only approved branding? Let me be candid, yo: this slide deck looks like GeoCities—nice try, though (You might've buried the lead a bit on that journalism degree) I haven't seen errors this egregious since the Wicked Bible! I haven't seen a font this weak since Avatar! Sure, let's try adding more fields to that form capture, watch that bounce rate sore! 99% of what you do is just a Workflow in Hubspot... The remaining 1% is your garden variety MarCom jargon crotch rot