Her name was Lisa, took her out to Maxi for a slice of pizza
Little fashionista, "Hi, my name's Johnny and it's nice to meet ya."
Ask her where she from, she said "Bayside, away from the slums."
I decided to make my assumptions, my buddies and my Teddy Ruxpin's
So I asked her name. Already knew it but I had to play games
Why? Well let's just say that getting shut down's a shame
She's so stuck up, I'm so in love
But no one's loved her like I love her
But she's never fucked her homie
Although I fucked Stacey Carosi
That's what girls do, play you from the start
That's what girls do, just to break your heart
That's what girls do, they love to play you like a fool
That's what girls do, the one's I knew in high school
Now say uh-huh, whatever, whatever, whatever Her name Kapowski, said whaddup and I said I'm out-ski
Head cheerleader when she's around she makes me all tense have trouble
Pronouncing
Plus she already got a man. Big man on campus, I'll be goddamned. (That's
Whack)
(Crazy motherfucker that's Zack! How you gonna out do that?) Good point
Guess I can't. So I move on. Plus her girl Jessie got it going on
It might get messy cause she's off and on with a wrestler who's really strong
Her girl Tori's another story. Think she's whistling to the wheat field
Some times I'm AC Slater, but most of the time I know how Screech feels