Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming Goblins are coming, they're better than you Smarter and faster, bow to your master Goblins are winners, trolls aren't true Hey hey! Hey hey! Goblins are better than trolls! (Yeah they're better than trolls) Goblins will rip out your soul! (Yeah they'll rip out your soul) Goblins are better than trolls! (Yeah they're better than trolls) Goblins impale you with poles! (Yeah they'll stab you with poles!) ♪ Goblins really hate trolls! (Yeah they fucking hate trolls!) Goblins will cook you whole! (They'll bake you into a roll!) Goblins really hate trolls! (And they also hate gnolls!) Goblins come out of a hole! (And they'll sear you with coals!) ♪ They'll tear out your spleen and eat it raw Carve out your heart with filthy claws Scoop out your brains with wooden spoons Blast your slimy carcass to the moon Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming Goblins are coming, they're better than you Smarter and faster, bow to your master Goblins are winners, trolls aren't true Hey hey! Hey hey! Arcturus time! ♪ The trolls run through the forests of doom Goblins are coming for blood and for skin and for balls! ("I miss my balls") ("Whose got your balls now, you filthy troll?") ("You do master") Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming Goblins are coming, they're better than you Smarter and faster, bow to your master Goblins are winners, trolls aren't true Hey hey! Hey hey!