I met this lady while surfing online
I believe she is a lady -- she created that image in my mind
She came through as if she knew exactly what I needed
When she described herself to me my floppy overheated
She said she likes a man who is so inclined
To have a strong imagination such as mine
And we could trip off where she could be free
To share some of her software with much of me
Computer lady, come on! Make my night
Drive me crazy with your megabytes
I don't know if you're real -- but until I do
Keep my modem hot, computer baby
Keep my modem hot, computer lady
Soon as I get inside, the very first thing I do
Is boot up my you-know-what and I look for you-know-who
And whoop! There she is, filling up the screen
With all sorts of sweet talk, just a little bit short of obscene
Sayin' things we can do when face-to-face someday
Or maybe some night, based on the games we play
Just for a moment, I sat back to breathe
And thought about how far we've come since Adam and Eve
Computer lady, come on! Make my night
Drive me crazy with your megabytes
I hope you're real -- but until I know
Keep my modem hot, computer baby
Keep my modem hot, computer lady
Computer lady, computer lady, I say without hesitation
Computer lady, computer lady, we got a major situation
Computer lady, come on! Make my night
Drive me crazy with your megabytes
I don't know if you're real -- but until I do
Keep my modem hot, computer baby
Keep my modem hot, computer lady
Keep it hot, keep it burning, keep it on fire, keep it hot
Keep it hot, keep it burning, keep it on fire, keep it hot
Keep it hot, keep it burning, keep it on fire, keep it hot