'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring Not even a mouse The stockings were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that Saint Nikolas Soon Would be there I see the trust in their eyes whilst dressed in this disguise These feeble minded young cattle Are going too experience Christmas in a new way! Witness the demise of your family I take your children in their sleep Their souls are mine to keep! Useless cries for help echo as they are dragged into my lair! (Welcome to hell) Arriving in my bloody sleigh Slaying your whole family Burning down your Christmas tree! Stealing all pubescent seed Devouring your cookies and milk Feeding corpses to my reindeer A pyrotechnic show will see the end of your family Fry Maggot, Fry Maggot, Fry Maggot, Fry Maggot! (You made it through Halloween Now try and survive Christmas) In my lair they lie bound in the thousands. A painted portrait of my agony In my lair they lie bound in the thousands. A painted portrait of my agony I fucking hate this time of year! It's driven me crazy! Falling into insanity! I will end the lives of these children And will be named as the demon of Christmas Beloved by many who knew my name The trust in their eyes died As they realized their inevitable demise at the hands of Saint Nik I see the trust in their eyes whilst dressed in this disguise. These feeble minded young cattle Are going to experience Christmas in a new way! Witness the demise of your family I take your children in their sleep Their souls are mine to keep! Slowly beheading all the Christian seed I've gathered Morphing into the abomination of Christmas Slowly beheading all the Christian seed I've gathered Morphing into the abomination of Christmas