It's too darn hot It's too darn hot I'd like to sup with my baby tonight Refill the cup with my baby tonight I'd like to sup with my baby tonight Fill the cup with my baby tonight But I ain't up to my baby tonight 'Cause it's too darn hot It's too darn hot It's too darn hot I'd like to coo with my baby tonight And pitch the woo with my baby tonight I'd like to coo with my baby tonight Pitch the woo with my baby tonight But brother you'll fight my baby tonight 'Cause it's too darn hot According to the Kinsey report Every average man you know Much prefers his lovey dovey to court When the temperature is low But when the thermometer goes way up And the weather is sizzling hot Mr Pants, for romance, is not 'Cause it's too, too, too darn hot It's too darn hot It's too darn hot I'd like to coo with my baby tonight And pitch the woo with my baby tonight I'd like to coo with my baby tonight Pitch the woo with my baby tonight Brother you'll fight my baby tonight 'Cause it's too darn hot According to the Kinsey report Every average man you know Much prefers his lovey dovey to court When the temperature is low But when the thermometer goes way up And the weather is sizzling hot Mister God, for his squad A marine for a queen A G I for his cutie pie, is not 'Cause it's too, too, too darn hot It's too darn hot It's too darn hot It's too darn hot It's too darn hot It's too darn hot, too hot