Oooh look what do we have here, You touch your Pig as if it's your Lover, To you this might sound rather queer, But it's the shit I heard over there... Oooh look this is getting weird, Walking round like a German Officer, I might invade a certain country, But this shit won't exit my head ... Some things were meant to be overheard, No one will picket the Nit Nurse! For a guy dressed as a girl, They say I look dead sexy in specs, To you this might sound rather strange, But according to them it's all the rage... Some things were meant to be overheard, No one will picket the Nit Nurse! A very steady Flow, Well here's what I know, My mind it strays and A bucket of fucking Mayonnaise!