Over his coat of armor grows human flesh Everybody wants to see the monster So everyone's out getting wrecked I feel bad for John He's stuck listening to their drinking songs "Pour one for me ah!" This is his last hurrah He's done sucking through their skinny straws He's skipping out into the rain He's kicking the rocks down the drain He's winking at imaginary friends He's not gonna think about How the story ends Breathe deep John You are strong Walking along the Rhine Sun beating down Good thing his mommy packed the sunscreen Too bad she married a clown I feel bad for John He's stuck listening to their drinking songs "Pour one for me ah!" This is his last hurrah He's done sucking through their skinny straws He's skipping out into the rain He's kicking the rocks down the drain He's winking at imaginary friends He's not gonna think about How the story ends All the gods of business Leave the mass in stitches The rest of them sing along Except poor ol' John Breathe deep John You are strong