Hello, hello, my darlings Ain't that a lovely sight? Roll up and gather round We have a show for you TONIGHT! To all who in a back rows - You want to die of age? There sure will be a chance, now Come closer to stage and DANCE! There is a cavern where The King of Maggots lies A granter of all wishes A devil in disguise When tardigrades were fragile A lonely tardigrade Came to the King of Maggots To wish and was betrayed You want to live forever No death, no agony This is beyond my power Can't fool the entropy But I can make you stronger Impossible to kill Immune to heat and hunger A gesture of goodwill A wicked catch embedded In this demonic spell A body dies and after A soul will go to hell Immune to all the torment Immune to hellish flame They colonized inferno For them it's all the same Hello, hello, my darlings Ain't that a lovely sight? Roll up and gather round We have a show tonight To all who in a back rows - You want to die of age? There sure will be a chance, now Come closer to this stage and DANCE! A smell of burning eyelids And crying from below The Tardigrade Inferno Is perfect for the show!