What's the matter with you, you idiot? I was rude to some girl Big deal.So what? If you're better be Or you'll find yourself on a shorter leash Every day, every night You report to my side Got a prblem with that? Well, that's to bad That's the way that you keep the prize you have: Sticking close to me My little pekinese Never making me thank you or say please Every day, every night You report to my side I don't care, if it's right... You best accept it So i'm selfish! Aren't you, with your property? I can't help it! If I could i wouldn't be! So i'm selfish! Don't confuse, it with jealousy! Can't you tell it Isn't meant as flattery? Oughta wear a label saying... You're mine, all mine! Shouldn't have to pretend; we should be tight Shouldn't panic if you slip out of sight But I guess I do And it's because of you Always seeing the worst of me shine through Every day, every night You report to my side I don't care if it's right... You best accept it So i'm selfish! Aren't you, with your property? I can't help it! If I could i wouldn't be! So I'm selfish! Don't confuse, it with Jealousy! Can't you tell it Isn't meant as flattery? Oughta wear a label saying... You're mine, all mine! I'll admit, I'm a bit Overbearing Sue me then, I'm not in- To the sharing-not in the least I'll brand, you my man Like you're cattle! And if I'm obsessed, you're still possessed Just nod a lot and answer yes! So i'm selfish! Aren't you, with your property? I can't help it! If I could i wouldn't be! So i'm selfish! Don-t confuse, it with jealousy! Can't you tell it Isn't meant as flattery? Oughta wear a label saying... You're mine, all mine!