Well it happened in the month of June
The crew'd been partying since noon
The sun had not yet even sunk
But we were fucking drunk
The beast it called from deep inside
We knew there was no way to hide
Hunger creature attacking
Appease the foodening
Piled in the car and hit the streets
In search of eats on which to feed
The destination this epic day
The pizza buffet
$3.49
All you can eat pizza
$3.49
Pasta and eats at
$3.49
The price denotes the mark of the feast
We climbed across the buffet table
Devouring all that we were able
And when your average men would drop
We didn't fucking stop
We cleaned out the entire store
Pizza warriors, we righteous four
We razed and pillaged this delicious land
Buffet vikings
$3.49
All you can eat pizza
$3.49
Pasta and eats at
$3.49
The price denotes the mark of the feast
Mark of the feast!
Mark of the feast!
Mark of the feast!
Mark of the feast!
The foodination was strong this day
And we annihilated the whole buffet
But when we asked the counter girl for more
She turned and pointed us to the fucking door.
PAY HEED TO THE SIGN!!
ALL YOU CAN EAT!!
IT SAYS FOR $3.49,
NOW OUR DEMANDS ARE CLEAR
IF YOU GET IN OUR WAY
YOU'LL PERISH ON THIS DAY
FOR NO ONE CAN CONTAIN,
THE FUCKING FOODENING!!!