Party squad unite Round up the troops, pack up the van let's hit the road Just got the word from the mayor on the emergency phone A distress call about a gathering that shall not rock Required: the intervention of the awesome party squad Dispatched with speed we grab what we need First on the list is beer and weed A tube that's long for the beer bong Will keep the party going strong Paint grenades aid this crusade That shit may dry, but it never fades Righteous dudes, no attitudes And fun will ensue so let's fucking go Converged upon the target Go, blue team, go Swarm formation, ready, set, go Red team, go An elite tactical party unit Party squad, go The swat team of thrash awesome party squad, go This place is getting fucking trashed Just another night of parties crashed 'Til the beer is gone and the bowl is cashed Just watch us and you'll learn how to thrash Our host is pissed, she's on a rant 'Cause someone peed in the potted plants We should probably leave but I know we can't The sun is not yet coming up and we're just getting started Destroy everything Destroy everything Destroy everything Destroy everything