It's three in the afternoon and You've got some time you can kill Before the party tonight So you decide to just chill Your couch cushions spend some Quality time with your ass While you turn on your tv, sit back, Smoke and relax to the Max Your body temperature falls Maximum Heart rate slows to a crawl Maximum overchill Max Your blood begins to freeze Maximum Brings you to your knees Maximum overchill Get up Lets leave this place Your party potential has gone to waste The wimpiness shown here Should be a crime When you chill this hard It just wastes my time Your friends are worried Haven't seen you for days While you've been couch-sloshed Smoked out in a videogame haze The screen keeps on flashing "game over" You're through But its not just the game Its referring to you Max Your body temperature falls Maximum Heart rate slows to a crawl Maximum overchill Max Your blood begins to freeze Maximum Brings you to your knees Maximum over Chill!!!! AH! What happened, you see, is inactivity Caused your very particle atoms to freeze You're a block of ice, Devoid of all life Frozen to your couch Dead by your own design