You were a dummy in school You couldn't spell your name You played guitar like a fool Mr Dangerous Rocker Your greasy hair is all curled and colored In your sisters pants look like mother You're such a clown Rock'n'Rolex - Pure diamonds and gold Rock'n'Rolex - can barely lift up your arm Rock'n'Rolex - Fastest gun in the west Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy With some miraculous luck You made it to the top Big, swollen barechested duck Mispronounceing Ferrari You prance and pose just like Ritchie Blackmore And your house is big as your ego You're such a clown Rock'n'Rolex - You're a millionare Rock'n'Rolex - but that was long ago Rock'n'Rolex - bad records don't sell Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy (Very, very fast guitar solo) Rock'n'Rolex - Yeah, the higher they go Rock'n'Rolex - the harder they gonna fall Rock'n'Rolex - Come down off your throne Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy