Girls, this is a free charter bus to the protest
Okay, I want to see everybody
Representing their own interests for once
Boys, you should care about reproductive rights, too
Do you really want to send us to Switzerland every time you don't wear a condom?
RU486ing
Injustice? Well if so, then get on the bus, miss
Let's foment discord
District of Corruptia
Show your vital signs, it's up to ya
To keep Title IX's impact intact
And whichever man has the balls to come to the pro-choice protest is gonna get so sexed
What do we want? (To get laid!)
When do we want it? (Now!)
Her name was Genevieve, she had a whole
Henna sleeve
"Who cares what men achieve?"
"America's Wrong" by Erica Jong
Leaning against the bus, she said
"No blood for oil."
"No cud for soil."
"No bills for spills."
"No swill in gills."
"Think globally, act locally."
I said so your frontal lobe'll react vocally?
She had tits. (Titties?) Two of them!
WFMU
Shirt look like Woo-FM
Hot shorts
Let out some kind of snot-snort
And said "You like my
Belly necklace
You want a smelly breakfast?
Miss Fish Filet
Shall we stay at the Swiss chalet
I-495
I broke out the travel-size Astroglide
There's no proof the paper told the truth that Castro lied
One size fits all, buns thighs tits, y'all
Moist? Yup!
Hoist up. Me first, now twirl. Reverse cowgirl
Crikey
Sploosh
Nike swoosh
Dykey
Toosh
My mini-big skinny twig
Guinea pig camel-toe
(Imitating music) That's how the sample goes
What do we want? (To get laid!)
When do we want it? (Now!)
Clitorally, went from red to green.
Literally! Vaginally?
Drenched with sweat
The stench of pet
Frenched the wet
Whooziwhatsits.
Blew through her oozy butt zits
Not a modicum, a lotta cum.
(But I want more. More cum.)
Don't worry. There's more of that same cum where that cum came from
I follow politics to ball all the chicks
Cross-pollinate then call it quits
Hey hey, ho ho, the girl I just slept with has got to go
(Hey hey, ho ho, the guy I just slept with has got to go.)
Hey hey, ho ho, you gotta go. (The guy I just slept with, he's gotta go.)
Yeah, I'm leaving. (Bye!) You first. (Later!)