I'm a politician, with ethics But i'm too stupid I'm a wannabee I'm a preacher, and i'm perfect But i'm too stupid I'm a wannabee Couldn't i see Couldn't i see Couldn't i see Couldn't i fucking see I'm a cowboy In the city But i'm too stupid I'm a wannabee I'm a surfer In the desert But i'm too stupid I'm a wannabee [Chorus] I'm pregnant On crack But i'm too stupid I'm a wannabee I'm a duck In the land of kings But i'm too stupid I'm a wannabee [Chorus]