The car stops In the parking lot And there it is Our Camelot The frosted windows. The Holsten neon The wooden sign above that bears a poor rendition The lighthouse. The freehouse The Beacon Martini logo Masks the reflection And there it is Our very own round table And oh, the gang's all here! And it's all "Where you been" and "Come pull up a chair But first... get in the beers" Yeah, it figures (The gang's all here!) There's Mickey, Bob and Raymond Three kings with crumbling kingdoms They can barely stand But still they're studying the form Cheering on their warriors And they're cursing their lost wars Generous with time and wine To recruit you to their cause (The gang's all here!) There's good-old-good-time Brenda Quick with a laugh and an innuendo She knows her door is closed... Or ajar at the very best She still remembers rolling Keeps that fire within her breast Oh the things that she could teach To unwary weary travellers! The gang's all here! And that means... oh god, she's here And there she is... my Guinevere She is a beacon. She is a siren (I can barely contain my excitement) The girl who is forever And she's bathed in the light from the Wurlitzer And it's Marley, 10cc and Free Every. Single. Time I never could quite fathom it But I loved her all the more for it Those same three same old choices A part of our folklore From the crowd A roar! And there he is Holding court As it ever was As it's ever been Pint in hand and spewing forth all manner of grand schemes Our Glenn. Our Djinn Our king