I was at the kind of party where I said I wouldn't go Look at Vanessa putting on that nasty show Her looks, my language, it fits like peas and carrots But she prefers to go home with the faggats It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll It's a really bad town for rock 'n' roll I parked my Volvo horse across the boulevard And I started singing opera in a karaoke bar It's a strange town and I can't find my place What a man has to do to get a decent blow-job these days It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll It's a bad bad year for rock 'n' roll It's a really bad town for rock 'n' roll Doesn't anybody know how that feels If my brother is out on a date, I sit home to masturbate I switch on MTV and hocus-pocus An erection in my pants and it ain't got a purpose I'm switching to the other channels and I don't know which one to focus It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll It's a bad bad year for rock 'n' roll It's a really bad town for rock 'n' roll Doesn't anybody know how that feels Doesn't anybody have rock 'n' roll dreams It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll It's a bad bad year for rock 'n' roll It's a bad bad town for rock 'n' roll For rock 'n' roll