I don't wanna Do we have to I don't wanna Do we have to Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods We could get some Mad Dog and hang out in my garage I got a ping pong table I don't wanna Do we have to I don't wanna Do we have to Don't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks Sit with 20 dudes in a pickup truck and we're gone I got my thermals on Gatorade bottles filled with Smirnoff Got too close to the fire burn my eyebrows off I puked by the tree I peed in the grass And you get poison ivy all over your ass You're in the woods Don't wanna drink in the woods tonight The Last time I did I got into a fight With some guy, who graduated 3 years ago Paid 5 bucks for a plastic cup Foam is spillin' out and it won't fill up I pumped that tap, with my best friend And he flipped me over for a keg stand (keg stand) I'm drinkin' in the woods I'm drunk Tree trunk I'm drunk Tree trunk