Christmas is a time Special time of year To peace and joy and happiness Wonderment to hear Opening your present underneath the tree Spending countless hours with your family That's why I'm drinking drinking drinking... I'm going to drink all day I'm going home for christmas And my family insane Just got to make it through the day And there is no other way I'm going to get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas Can't be sobor when I'm over Everyone's bipolar So cut the crap and get some jack And put it in my soda And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma I'm getting drunk drunk drunk on Christmas I'm heading home for the holiday season My dad has a stick up his ass for some reason My mother and my sister, they're no longer speaking And me, I'm drinking Rumple Minze by the shot Gin and tonic, yeah why not Black and Tan, that's my jam Irish whiskey I will slam Jägermeister, Hefenweisser Stella, Stoli and Budweiser Santa, Santa, Santa, I've got the family blues Just fill my stocking full of vodka, any brand you choose I need some Christmas spirit, and by spirit I mean booze Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk, On Christmas Day