Stumbling down Sauchiehall Sunday morning Afraid that if I fall I won't get back up again At Charing Cross, I throw up And I feel, sixteen again When I drank ten pints and passed out to get closer to you It was a simple enough plan but I didn't really think it through Now the seagulls are laughing As I wipe my chin in the window I should I've said something clever You know I should've gone to the casino 'Cause my odds would've been better Could've stuck a tenner on red At least I would've lost something Oh I don't wanna break even with you No I don't wanna break even I don't wanna break even with you A friend of mine said The only love that's true Is the unrequited kind Lucky me fell for you Yeah the seagulls are laughing As I wipe my chin in the window Oh I should've said something clever You know I should've gone to the casino 'Cause my odds would've been better Could've stuck a tenner on red At least I would've lost something No I don't wanna break even with you I don't wanna break even No I don't wanna break even with you