We demand some answers, who is responsible?
Someone needs to go
It was all my fault, I'm the one to blame It was my idea,
And now I'm filled with shame
As you all well know, I lost control, so I'm the one to blame
Ahem.
When you say it's all your fault,
That's not correct. After all, I was the architect.
Eh, well, I was the major, and I voted, yes, so we share the blame
So it was the three of you
Yes, and Kjersti too
Oh yes definetly me, I screwed up royally
So that's a total of four
Uhh, I'm afraid it's two more
The project leader, and me
Yes it was all my fault, and mine,
And mine, and me, me to, and me, and him, and you
Who is responsible, I need a single name
We can't, we're all to blame
We were the ones who decided to anchor the tower in styrofoam
We were the engineers who made sure the process was very slow
I was the riot coordinator who totally lost control
And we the people of Hamar didn't support you guys at all
But are you sorry?
Yes we are
Apologize?
Of course we do
Will you fire anyone?
If I could, I would, but who?
We're all just tiny pieces in this catastrophic stew
We're all to blame, we're all to blame
Yes we are all to blame, and you can fire us all,
There wouldn't be a single person left in city hall
People of Hamar,
Do you want to spend a couple of millions
Maybe more, who knows, to finish the tower?
Yes!
We'll get a giant diving board,
Who cares what Hamar can afford,
We'll get the most expensive tower on the planet
It will be oversized, and analyzed, and overpriced,
But customized for Hamar (in the tower) (diving board)
Will be magical, fantastical, affordable for Hamar town