Everybody's screaming at me
Everybody's shouting my name
They're waiting for my big decision
I have to focus, get my head in the game
(Push the button!)
Millions of lives at stake!
(Push the button!)
What if the missile warning is fake?
(Push the button!)
I don't know if what they tell me is true
But I have to decide, that's what presidents do
Push the button for the russian federation
For our wives and kids, the future generation
We are under attack! We have to fight them back!
Push the button, push push the button!
Do it for Stalin
Do it for Molotov
For Dostoevski and Karl Marx and the Kalashnikov
Do it for Laika
Do it for Smirnoff Ice
Do it for classic russian extra furry hat!
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America!
Forgive me!
Boris, stop!
Mikhail Mouse?
Starting world war three, huh?
Oh boy, oh boy... That's a toughie
Yes. It's the toughest toughie I've ever had
But I'm afraid I have to do it
Are you sure you want to kill me and all of my friends?
You don't understand! I have no choice
What about Baywatch?
And Superbowl?
And hamburgers?
I love frenchy fries
And Milky Shake
What about Friends?
Don't you want to see if Ross and Rachel get back together?
What?
They do?
Well, you will never know if you push that button
Will they get back together?
Bye bye, Boris
Damn it!
Mikhail!
(Push the button!)
I love America, ok, I do
(Push the button!)
Ronald McBurgelson and Nike shoe
(Push the button!)
The Super Canyon, Bruce Springstone too
I can't push the button, how can I push the button?
(Push the button!)
Shining neon lights of Timey Square
And the super famous hip hop dancer, Mr. Fred Astaire
(Push the button!)
Yes, I'm a russian, just like you
But I cannot push the button, I cannot push the button!