He once shot a man just for snorin' Got out of bed and shot him dead Well his name was... I didnt know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was ridin' cross a dessert On a horse to another town Looking for a wonam in a night gown The horses name was... I didnt know what his name was So we just called him fred Oh now Freds riddin' Freds riddin' Fred, Freds riddin' Fred, Freds riddin' Fred, Freds riddin Fred, Well he got to the town Meet a woman in a night gown She was wearing a frown tell it ran He name was... I dint know what her name was So we just called her Fred Oh now Freds riddin' Freds riddin' Fred, Freds riddin' Fred, Freds riddin' Fred, Freds riddin Fred, That songs Called Fred This songs here was written under the influence of alcohol Which has a tendancy to make you think things are actually funnier Than they really are Have you been drinking alcohol at the time of hearing a Fred song you bee laying on the floor right now saying, That Fred songs whipping my butt turn it off