She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through Breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you She drove a 1973, chevy blazer And her legs & her armpits never seen a razor... She had curlers in her hair, window rolled down Dip of snuff, spit on the ground Drunk as i was that woman looked good to me... Now i got this burnin sensation when i pee When im standin in a public bathroom People stop & take a look at me I got this burnin sensation when i pee I got this burnin sensation when i pee. oh hay hay I got a damn good feelin your the one who gave it to me I got creepy crawly crabs crawlin all over me Them itchy little bastards ya' just cant get 'em to leave