I used to work my ass off for ten bucks an hour Til I woke up to smell the fucking flowers, no wonder I was sour Sitting takin' orders at the Nordstrom counter Entitle hoe's bring me down like a jenga tower I've worked in retail, restaurants, all sorts of desk jobs They all made me want to blow my mother fuckin' head off Employee of the month, I've never been one Not even an honorable mention, or close second I guess it's not on my list of intentions to be that boy Wearing a tag with my name don't really bring me joy Plus with time flying by, I'm trying to use the shit wise I'm trying to juice them lemons and fucking ride them rides So I'm scrolling down my Instagram and what do I find I see these advertisement bitches, they've been reading my mind Are you into older women? Sick of your nine to five Well there's lonely cougars near you who can provide You ain't smooth like me, I'm smooth like aloe vera I cruise with sugar mama's who got bread like Panera Nothing but money on my mind I keep my eye on the prize You ain't smooth like me, I'm smooth like aloe vera I cruise with sugar mama's who got bread like Panera There's nothing but money on my mind I keep my eye on the prize Fucked around and got myself an account Logged in and did a quick little browse It said there's cougars on the prowl, only miles from my house And though I'm nobody's poet, I wrote a little somethin' down My name is Louis, I don't fuck with Pina coladas I'm like a quarter Italian, I make a decent lasagna If you like what you seeing, save me a seat at the opera Or we could meet at the Starbucks in montecito for starters It wasn't long 'fore I found my new millionaire match Her bio said she's early 40s, no children, just cats She likes driving round the city with no ceiling attached Her favorite hobby's throwing hundred dollar bills in the trash Ay, that's my type of rich Ay, yeah, that's ice on my wrist I'm on that pool boy duty She fucking bad and she boujie, on instagram she's a foodie She introduced me to sushi, I'm getting used to wasabi I pick her from pilates in a brand new Bugatti We spend the weekends retreatin' at the amangani When I walk through the lobby it's only Saint Laurent on me Uh, nowadays I leave the lambo valet Private dinners grand pianos make the soundscape Can't pronounce the food they making but it sounds great What the fuck is a neighborhood without gates Everything we do's a big mood She stain the carpet with the red bottom shoes I'm skinny dippin' in this rooftop pool I hit the lotto, look's like you hit the snooze You ain't smooth like me, I'm smooth like aloe vera I cruise with sugar mama's who got bread like Panera Nothing but money on my mind I keep my eye on the prize You ain't smooth like me, I'm smooth like aloe vera I cruise with sugar mama's who got bread like Panera Nothing but money on my mind I keep my eye on the prize