Love was a former owner, but quiet is renting our house
It seizes my lips from speaking, but forms a sarcastic smile
Suspense now raised one of your eyebrows
You ask me if there's someone else
I replied yes, hell yes
You asked me if it's another man, I said (no)
You laughed and say, "Is it a woman?" I say (yeah)
Surprisingly, you asked me for honey's name
And her name is me
And she loves me more than you'll ever know
And I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don't seem to work at all
So patiently, she's waiting on me to tell you
That she needs love
And to choose between you two, boy you know
If I have to choose, I choose me
And she told me to tell you to never to hurt me again
'Cause if you haven't heard she's a bad chick
Even though I haven't been, no
Yet and still you try and test me by raisin' an angry hand
Put it down, put it down
I'm leavin' don't try and stop me (no)
I'm late and she is waiting (yes)
My love for me is too much so I can't stay
And her name is me
And she loves me more than you'll ever know
And I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don't seem to work at all
So patiently, she's waiting on me to tell you
That she needs love
And to choose between you two, boy you know
If I have to choose, I choose
'Cause she's actually formin' a threesome
And I'm happy that I can join them, and
Their names are me, myself and I
And her name is me
She loves me more than you'll ever know
I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don't seem to work at all
So patiently, she's waiting on me to tell you
That she needs love
And to choose between you two, boy you know
If I have to choose, I choose me
She's waiting on me to tell you that she needs love
Gotta choose between you two, and you know
If I have to choose
I choose me, me, I gotta go with me