Hey girl Is it really right for me? Send a little message That I know I can see Behold the life I lead for you One would hope they only life will do Can't you see they only life for new ♪ Hey dude Better try to make things work You really gonna mess up If you're like that with that girl This way, this life for me This won't change this lonely life you see This is not the life I thought would be ♪ Hot dog Guess you really bite my log Everybody hates me But assume I'm not around For me, I say it's true I wonder if they love me like you do Maybe I can suck enough for two ♪ Hey chick What you gonna make of it? Getting sentimental Better get there something quick It's all the thing for me Like some weird porno philosophy Making us a grand apostrophe ♪ It's sick What you gonna make of this? You better think of something Better think of something quick It's here you make your peace The cut, the fold, the crease Maybe you can cure your own disease