Alright, kids Come on, gather on in here, let's get in tight Listen up, yes, yeah, you, stop fuckin' around Listen to the witch, man, she's got some rules for you, alright? Yes, come here, kiddies Yes, that's it, a little closer now Good evening, ladies and gentlemen And welcome to this eternal house of madness Beyond this door, you will find all your darkest nightmares Have become a living reality Beyond this door, there is no escape Beyond this door, you will find only darkness and death Those among you who may be elderly or pregnant I beg of you, turn back now and exit the way you came Do not risk an innocent life in this house of horror For those of you who remain, always remember Do not touch the monsters unless you want the monsters touching you Cameras and flashlights are forbidden We wouldn't want you finding your way out so easily, would we? No, please step forward and enter the Mutilation Mansion