The snow falls white and so pristine A twinkling holiday of serenity This globe with wonders contained within I smash, To slash my skin Crimson rivers flow so festive Stains the snow and cracks like webs And splinters threads of "Christmas Evil" Through obscene visions in my head I can't undo the things I've seen Those naughty memories of that Christmas Eve Recurring nightmares aren't a "Jolly Dream" Of Santa groping Mommy underneath the Christmas tree All grown up now, certified insane The trauma that is Santa infects my schizo brain I'll come for those who laughed at me Humiliate, abused or just don't believe See the burning stakes of an angry mob I've been a bad boy - Now I "Better Watch Out!" Still got a special secret, Into the silent night I'll fly away It's a very shocking ending, escape in Santa's sleigh It's "Terror In Toyland" and your present is death Toy soldier through eye, Toy hatchet splits head Or smothered in bed with Santa's Toy sack Harry Stadling, motherfuckers! - Santa is back!