The snow falls white and so pristine
A twinkling holiday of serenity
This globe with wonders contained within
I smash, To slash my skin
Crimson rivers flow so festive
Stains the snow and cracks like webs
And splinters threads of "Christmas Evil"
Through obscene visions in my head
I can't undo the things I've seen
Those naughty memories of that Christmas Eve
Recurring nightmares aren't a "Jolly Dream"
Of Santa groping Mommy underneath the Christmas tree
All grown up now, certified insane
The trauma that is Santa infects my schizo brain
I'll come for those who laughed at me
Humiliate, abused or just don't believe
See the burning stakes of an angry mob
I've been a bad boy - Now I "Better Watch Out!"
Still got a special secret, Into the silent night I'll fly away
It's a very shocking ending, escape in Santa's sleigh
It's "Terror In Toyland" and your present is death
Toy soldier through eye, Toy hatchet splits head
Or smothered in bed with Santa's Toy sack
Harry Stadling, motherfuckers! - Santa is back!