I'd like to see the bad guys win sometime I'd like to see the bad guys win They act so mean, and they try so hard To get into the trouble they're always in I'd like to see the bad guys have some fun They're always getting pushed around Wouldn't it be thrilling to see Stories catching up with reality I'd like to see the good guys giving in And letting the bad guys win Sometime I'd like to see the bad guys win I'd like to see the bad guy get the girl The good guy's always such a bore He's well-behaved, and he's so sincere But she don't even get what he gives a horse I'd like to see the bad guys get away They're always getting shot or hung Wouldn't it be thrilling to see A happy ending ending unhappily I'd like to tell the good guys 'it's no sin' To let the bad guys win Sometime I'd like to see the bad guys win