All aboard
That's right we're on a fucked up cruise
God is dead but at least we have booze
Bad things happen, no one knows why
The sun burns out and everyone dies
Life's a game that you're bound to lose
Like using a hammer to pound in screws
Fuck up once and you break your thumb
If you're happy at all then you're goddamn dumb
Dead people on every street
Beneath the ground, beneath your feet
Soon enough we're down there with 'em
In a thousand years we never existed
That's right we're on a fucked up cruise
God is dead but at least we have booze
Bad things happen, no one knows why
The sun burns out and everyone dies
That's right we're on a fucked up cruise
God is dead but at least we have booze
Bad things happen, no one knows why
The sun burns out and everyone dies
All aboard
Reincarnation is just a dream
Church and school are financial schemes
And a million people won't eat cheese
Oh gross that's made from animals
Thanks for voting, our side wins
The other side is the same my friends
Society is just another word for
'Let's all pretend we're not skeletons'
That's right we're on a fucked up cruise
God is dead but at least we have booze
Bad things happen, no one knows why
The sun burns out and everyone dies
That's right we're on a fucked up cruise
God is dead but at least we have booze
Bad things happen, no one knows why
The sun burns out and everyone dies
We're on a fucked up cruise ship
All aboard the S.S. Meaningless
All of existence is just a lie
We fight with each other while we wait to die
That's right we're on a fucked up cruise
God is dead but at least we have booze
Bad things happen, no one knows why
The sun burns out and everyone dies
That's right we're on a fucked up cruise
God is dead but at least we have booze
Bad things happen, no one knows why
The sun burns out and everyone dies
All aboard
We're on a fucked up cruise
We're on a fucked up cruise
We're on a fucked up cruise
All aboard