You wake up in the morning and Put on your old hand-me-downs and then You embarrass yourself 'Cause you're a Weasley Are those freckles you're sportin' or Is that poop on your face? I'm inclined not to believe it's freckles Because of the smell I saw you try to buy some Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans But you could not because, well nothing is all you got Because your family is poor And I do implore Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor? I said your family is poor And I know for sure That I am so much better than you because your family is poor The way that your hair looks like some lice are living there Is kind of funny to me I try and not to be around you 'Cause you always smell like ... pee Because your family is poor And I do implore Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor? I said your family is poor And I know for sure That I am so much better than you because your family Your family is poor