When you get home There's gonna be a big present Waitin' on your bedside table She said, "It's your, Stanley knife Smile, cutting in to me" That's why I cover my ears When you talk to me, that's why That's why I cover my ears When you talk to me, that's why So you sit there, sister gettin' cold With only camel lights to keep you warmer You're in a great big car, now, pollutin' That coffee cup has never looked so good It's the way you say my name like you're jokin' That's why I cover my ears When you talk to me, that's why That's why I cover my ears When you talk to me, that's why You're not gonna get very far With a smile like that You're not gonna get very far With a smile like that You're not gonna get very far With a smile like that You're not gonna get very far With a smile like that You're not gonna get very far With a smile like that That's why I cover my ears When you talk to me, that's why That's why I cover my ears When you talk to me, that's why