Hey, listen friend, why don't you pull up a chair I'll tell you a story about a boy in despair It was a hot summer day, just like any in L.A. This boy went out with his friend In search of a girlfriend It happens every Saturday They meet, they talk, and have a shot He takes her home, they fuck They never speak to each other again A typical one night stand Such a waste, such a shame This boy's got no bad intentions Just looking for attention In a world that's turned him down and down And down and down he goes So many days had passed since I spoke to him Picked up the phone, gave him a ring, he wasn't in His roommate said he wasn't in What a waste of a life He drank and fucked until the day he took a dive I used to hang with my friend In search of a girlfriend It happens every Saturday They meet, they talk, and have a shot He takes her home, they fuck They never speak to each other again A typical one night stand Such a waste, such a shame This boy's got no bad intentions Just looking for attention In a world that's turned him down and down And down and down he goes