Braiding each other's hair Spilling secrets at slumber parties Kissing on a dare Trying on each other's clothes Gals being pals! Will you take my friendship bracelet And wear it forever, and ever, and ever? Is she your new best friend? Do you like her better than me? I'm gonna hit her in the head! Gals being pals! Leaving your husband for a woman Getting a mortgage, and tying the knot Getting an allotment together Growing some veg Then adopting a child Gals being pals! Growing old together Retiring to France, ah ah Leaving all your Earthly possessions To the love of your life, ah ah Sharing a plot forever with your wife For the rest of your life Gals being pals!