Braiding each other's hair
Spilling secrets at slumber parties
Kissing on a dare
Trying on each other's clothes
Gals being pals!
Will you take my friendship bracelet
And wear it forever, and ever, and ever?
Is she your new best friend?
Do you like her better than me?
I'm gonna hit her in the head!
Gals being pals!
Leaving your husband for a woman
Getting a mortgage, and tying the knot
Getting an allotment together
Growing some veg
Then adopting a child
Gals being pals!
Growing old together
Retiring to France, ah ah
Leaving all your Earthly possessions
To the love of your life, ah ah
Sharing a plot forever with your wife
For the rest of your life
Gals being pals!