I'm not that bad But I'm not so great Still I get the credit while she never catches a break I never hurt anyone But I'm not quick to help Easier to be ignorant Look out for myself I just wanna be a mediocre man I want an average job I want an average life I want an average house With an exceptional wife Slack off, you can call it my aesthetic Jack off when I'm feeling pathetic UNHhhh I just wanna be a mediocre man I wanna be elevated Reinstated Never back down when I'm being debated I just wanna be mediocre, man