I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door If she needs me bad, I can find about 2 or 3 more One through the basement, two down the hall When the going gets tough, I got a hole in the wall 29 ways to make it to my baby's door If she needs me bad, I can find about 2 or 3 more I can come through the chimney, like Santa Claus Go through the window, and that ain't all A lot of good ways, I don't want you to know I even got a hole in the bedroom-floor 29 ways ... To my lovely baby's door One, two, many a-more I got a way through the closet, behind her clothes A way through the attic, that no one knows A masterkey, to fit any lock A hidden door behind grandfather's clock 29 ways ... To my lovely baby's door One, two, many a-more