This hotel bar is full of people The piano man is really laying it down Even the old bartender is high as a steeple So why tonight should I wear a frown? ♪ The joint is jumpin' all around me And my mood is really not in style Right now the blues want to surround me But I'll break out after a while Well, I'm a million miles away, I'm a million miles away Sailing like a driftwood on a windy bay Yes, I'm a million miles away, I'm a million miles away Sailing like a driftwood on a windy bay ♪ Why do you ask how I feel? Well, how does it look to you? I fell hook, line and sinker lost my captain and my crew I'm standing on the landing There's no one there but me That's where you'll see me Looking out on the deep blue sea ♪ There's a song on the lips of everybody There's a smile all 'round the room There's conversation overflowing So why must I sit here in the gloom? This hotel bar has lost its people The piano man has caught the last bus home The old bartender's asleep in the corner So why I must still be here, I don't know Let me tell you, I'm a million miles away I'm a million miles away Sailing like a driftwood on a windy bay I'm a million miles away, I'm a million miles away Sailing like a driftwood on a windy bay Yes, I'm a million miles away, I'm a million miles away Sailing like a driftwood on a windy bay Well, I'm a million miles, I'm a million miles, I'm a million miles Sailing like a driftwood on a windy bay Aw! Oh, yeah ♪ Woo!