Lord God I've noticed The grass is always greener on the other side due to one of two things Number one, it's probably fake Or number two, You bring the rain Such a bittersweet thing, you know? Rain makes one appreciate the sunshine And in this game of life, it's only worth playing When you're sitting as the umpire Make me a new creature, Lord Well, same creature new features you know, like the iOS You already know everything about me like the IRS And one day, inevitably, You gon' come collect I'm more or less cautious about the choices that I make but Living life without You? That was my greatest mistake And now I hate lucy more than black licorice