Let me tell ya all about the other night
When we were hanging out at the Sumo fight
I was told these guys were warrior fighters
Then how come they're still wearing diapers?
How many doughnuts do ya get through in a day
Just to keep you looking that way?
You're riding the road to self destruction
Hey mister, you need liposuction!
Teriyaki makes me happy
(Give it up for Celeste and Daphne!)
Teriyaki makes me happy
Well, that's what he said his name was
I love your sushi
(Daphne and Celeste, East meets West)
I love your sushi
We're telling you, Japan is cool!
I gotta let you know, that it was hard to go
Away from home alone, right here in Tokyo
But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
And I think it's time we made our Japanese debut
It's customary here to take the shoes off your feet
And you cross your legs on the floor when ya eat
This is no wisecrack, but when ya hit the sack
These futons are like rock and are breaking my back!
Teriyaki makes me happy
Teriyaki makes me happy
Well, that's what he said his name was
I love your sushi
(Daphne and Celeste, East meets West)
I love your sushi
We're telling you, Japan is cool!
You love sci-fi, bonsai, stir-fry
I love Jeopardy on my TV
You love Eastwood cowboy movies
Howdy Doody, I love sushi!
You love rockin', rollin', bowlin'
I love Jeopardy on my TV
You love noodles, Yankee Doodle
Howdy Doody, I love sushi!
(I love your sushi) Got me a koto in Kumamoto
Traded it for an Elvis photo
(I love your sushi) Karaoked almost every night
I knocked 'em dead with the voice (Yeah, right)
I love your sushi
(Daphne and Celeste, East meets West)
I love your sushi
We're telling you, Japan is cool!
I love your sushi
(Daphne and Celeste, East meets West)
I love your sushi
We're telling you, Japan is cool!