ONE HUNDRED CIGARETTES GEORDIE JOHNSON/DAN GALLAGHER Lord I smoked one hundred cigarettes, Waiting for your call, but it aint come yet I'm just waiting on your footsteps in my hall And I'm just waiting for this ash to fall While I'm counting my regrets I'm gonna smoke one hundred cigarettes My porch light is on, and I've unlocked my door My eyes are red and my throat is sore I've checked my mail and I watch my phone And I'm wondering when you're coming home So while I'm counting my regrets I'm gonna smoke one hundred cigarettes How much longer can I watch my own TV Now I've seen how white my shirts can be One more smoke, I'll take one more sip Before I wipe your name right off my lips So while I'm counting my regrets I'm gonna smoke one hundred cigarettes So while I'm counting my regrets I'm gonna smoke one hundred cigarettes Before I see that rising sun I believe I smoked one hundred and one