You're sitting at your desk hitting refresh
Over and over and over
You should go to bed, you need to rest
But time seems to be passing slower
You can't seem to find any peice of mind
In the light of your computer screen
It's 2: 30 AM and you wonder when your ever going to sleep
It's been twenty four hours since the last page
How much longer will we have to wait?
For the update who's gonna die?
What allien kid is gonna make you cry?
How will a comic make you broken hearted and how many shipping wars will get started?
What headcannons will be dismantled and will the fandom be able to handle what Andrew Hussie will create with the next update.
And then your heart sinks whne there's no unclicked links
You want to know what happens next
So to a new tab you switch to get your fanfiction hitched
And read about teen allien sex
And suddenly your notifier beeps you click over and begin to read
You scan the page and fall in a daze
This one will bring the fandom to it's knees!
Three new panels and a pesterlog!
Everone stands still from shock and awe
At the update who's gonna die?
What allien kid is gonna make you cry?
How will a comic make you broken hearted and how many shipping wars will get started?
What headcannons will be dismantled and will the fandom be able to handle what Andrew Hussie will create with the next update.
Within five minutes there's fanart
And after ten the arguments start
At fifteen you get the cosplayers
And at tweny everybodys like "It's not fair!"
But after a while things start to decipate
Peoples ships are sunken it's a bit to late
To argue about what's cannon now
Cause no one really understands it anyhow
And all there's left to do is wait
For the next update