Back in the beginning Adam's in the mood But Eve had all the apples Whoo, and that boy couldn't buy a clue It's a full-time education No one clearly understands The Devil must be laughing At the measure of a man On the road to a happy ending There is nothing but twists and turns If I could swim through the desert Drive to an island And fly through the forest And walk on the air I wish I had a dime For every time I tried And I'd sure keep the girl satisfied Keep her satisfied My mind is scarred and blistered Begging black and blue But there's a grin on my face From the thrill of the chase Just like any dog'll do She's got brains and beauty And my heart is in her hands Can't finesse the misses Yes, without a song and dance On the road to a happy ending Yeh, there is nothing but twists and turns Oh-hoo- If I could swim through the desert Drive to an island And fly through the forest And walk on the air I wish I had a dime For every time I tried And I'd sure keep the girl satisfied I would stare down the thunder Carry a mountain Crawl through the fire To get closer to you And I wish I had a dime For every time I tried And I'd sure keep the girl satisfied, Yeah Yeah, On the road to a happy ending There is nothing but twists and turns, Oh Lord If I could swim through the desert Drive to an island Fly through the forest And walk on the air I wish I had a dime For every time I tried And I'd sure keep the girl satisfied So I would stare down the thunder Carry a mountain And crawl through the fire To get closer to you I wish I had a dime For every time I tried And I'd sure keep the girl satisfied, And I'd sure keep that girl satisfied Sure keep the girl Satisfied