Everyone's stringing their bosses It's the latest dance craze My captive won't shut up 'Cause the bastard just got made I'm breaking legs on the ball court The full moon in my eyes It's another Saturday night And I just got paid ♪ I'm the new Elvis Covered in my enemies blood The money ain't great I do it out of love I've got a hundred girlfriends They really bum me out When papa starts drinking They love to twist and shout ♪ Saturday night alone, get out of bed The king asked me to watch the throne Off with his head When I do, I only think of you Torch song for the arsonist Three minute insurance fraud Lay off of the school boy She spreads her legs and, oh, my god You all should drink us like drano Carolina's in your mind Hear the words appear, I feel And that could last a long time I'm wide awake and and it's I'm wide awake and it's nighttime Shit, I must be in Omaha I ain't the boss but I'm his illegitimate son 'Cause baby I was born to run I took a valium and I had a vision Dad it must have been the haunted child On Letterman on my television As the day shift went wild Saturday night alone, get out of bed The king asked me to watch the throne Off with his head When I do, I only think of you