Your joy is killing me I don't have anything Remember when we used to wear each other's clothes Yeah I've been struggling But I know lots of things And I've got an idea that's gonna turn on the monkey hose Chokin on a joke Try to keep it light I never could quite get the timing right But you could never know how it feels I've got ideas no one knows We watched you on TV at the recovery The sound was good but you're always looking down Don't take this personally But man if that was me I'd make more eye contact with the camera And kinda work the crowd You probably think I called to say that you were right But I'm black out drunk in a cotton field on a Friday night And I've got nothing to do but tell you how I feel I've got ideas so watch out You always think I'm bluffing Like I'm some kind of Mississippi nuthin But I was first string quarterback Drove you everywhere Or that time when Ronnie hit you so hard You tried to drive and wrecked your car And I had to help you wash the blood out of your hair Cause I've always been that kind of 'go to' friend Or maybe it's true Maybe I'm just the blue collar version of you You're on a winning streak Well I got laid off last week But I've got a plan that's gonna turn it all around I've got ideas but no one knows