I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu 'Cause when I'm in a hurry nothing tastes as good as you do Whisper in my ear all your culinary wishes Next thing you know you're washing the dishes Your table is ready, follow me I'm happy to seat you Slices of you I'd really like another slice of you That's so nice of you I'd really like another slice of you That's so nice of you I'd really like another slice or two I'd really like another slice of you I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu 'Cause when I get a table you know damn well I get a table for two Preheat the oven so to cook in your pants I trained at the very best kitchens in France My service is slow and I hope this doesn't offend you Slices of you I'd really like another slice of you That's so nice of you I'd really like another slice of you That's so nice of you I'd really like another slice or two (Slice of you) I'd really like another slice of you And everywhere I go, people ask me "Valentine, what's your recipe for love?" My answer's always the same Cook the hell out of it and slice it If music be the food of love, play on But I'm really too hungry for just one song And so I pose a final plea to you I'd really like another slice of you That's so nice of you (nice of you) I'd really like another slice of you (Slice of you) I'd really like another slice of you I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu 'Cause when I'm in a hurry nothing tastes as good as you do I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu 'Cause when I'm in a hurry nothing tastes as good as you do I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu