Ooh baby, better learn to love the coffin You've been forced into And just maybe you can line my coffers With your eyes so blue Because you seem like a steal I know this can't be real I'm a hunter in the city, looking for my next meal I will praise you while appraising you 'Cause we must seal the deal Hey! I can't sell her, I can't move her She's a forgery I can't use her but I just can't lose her She's a forgery And she will be authenticated tonight Hey! And my addiction to Kimbo Slice Is an affliction, I must pay the price Adrift in a sea of bulk-bought fantasy And I'm still hung up on authenticity Hey! I can't sell her, I can't move her She's a forgery I can use her but I just can't lose her She's a forgery And she will be authenticated tonight Let the buyer beware That the birds in your hair Are all just for show And yes I know it's unfair To purposely impair But it's better if you don't know No! I can't sell her, I can't move her She's a forgery I can't use her but I just can't lose her She's a forgery And she will be authenticated tonight I can't sell her, I can't move her She's a forgery I can't use her but I just can't lose her She's a forgery And she will be authenticated tonight