Gonna have a TV Christmas Everything is on the list Of course I got the card you sent I ripped it up mid argument Gonna have a TV Christmas You said I'd been a narcissistic piece of **** And now I've made my bed that I will lie in And it's been a real hard year But I've been a good boy And you've been a real tough cookie You've been a killjoy And it'll be a White Christmas But baby I'm white noise to you ... Gonna have a TV Christmas Think about the girls I've kissed The [?] but I forget Delete them on the internet Another dinner frozen stiff I hit my head on the floor of the kitchen I emptied out the gin reserves The last gift that I deserve It's been a real hard year But I've been a good boy And you've been a real tough cookie You've been a killjoy And it'll be a White Christmas But baby I'm white noise to you ... I've been a good boy ... And I'll be a good boy ... I've been a good boy ... And I'll be a good boy ... And it's been a real hard year But I've been a good boy And you've been a real tough cookie You've been a killjoy And it's been a real hard year But I've been a good boy And you've been a real tough cookie You've been a killjoy And it'll be a White Christmas But baby I'm white noise to you